|| my constipation girl ||

dear little lady

you see

don't you worry

It's something like this

you need to take

more water

perhaps, you need

to increase

your fiber intake

you see

more than anything else

you should stop

worrying about everything

of every

tom 'dick' and harry

I mean

your ex -boyfriends

your guilt

and your dog

(not me!

though of course

I like

licking you as well )

more importantly

my lady

managing stress

will manage

your gut -brain axis

( so they say )

so my lady

don't you worry

constipation

has turned people

to philosophers
spiritualists

& truth seekers!

( though

I am not one

among
them )

So, be pleased

so don't you worry

so, it so happens that

I love you

with all your farts

with your menses

with your shit

with your lice

and every other thing

that you are

scared to speak of;

and finally

dear little lady

you see

don't you worry

who knows

perhaps we are all

farts of God

and

this creation

is but a rumbling

in the

womb of

a Goddess

defecating

across the universe!